Soma

 

SOMA/MIO RELAX: The Soma Coma, or Knocked Out in Miami

By Bill Landis

 

            Soma is the American manufacturer’s brand name of the drug carisprodol.  It’s also known in Europe under its Spanish name, Mio Relax.  Soma is a muscle relaxant derived from the sedative Miltown (meprobamate).  To understand Soma’s origins, impact and chemical structure, a brief glance at Miltown is necessary. 

 

Miltown was an infamous tranquilizer used in 1950s America.  The stereotype of the “Miltown man” businessman in gray flannel suit and jaws clenching a pipe is a very Eisenhower-era American image.  This type of chap would take amphetamines to get started in the day and some Miltowns over cocktails at night to relax in his suburban house with wife and two children.  The drug was also promoted for women.  One advertisement showed a young child with a building block about to smash his Mum and then the Mum contentedly quiet and smiling after her dose.

 

            The use of Miltown waned with the competition of barbiturates like Seconal and Tuinal.  Since all these drugs could be employed in suicides the barbiturates were eventually subject to greater governmental control, and doctors began prescribing more benzodiazapine tranquilizers like Valium in lieu of Miltown.  Miltown is a very strange psychotropic with strong painkilling overtones.  It can lead to mental distortions of reality combined with intense physical relaxation.

 

            A derivative of Miltown, Soma seems to have isolated the muscle relaxant and some of the mild mentally euphoric properties of its more dangerous progenitor.  It originally gained popularity in the 1970s during the Quaalude/Mandrax era, when rock concert attendees had a marked preference for relaxant, de-inhibiting drugs.

 

            Soma also gained popularity in areas like Florida and California, where the climate is physical yet sluggish by nature.  It is synergistic with alcohol, and many Floridians and Californians drink a lot in the tropical climate.  Notorious drug taking individuals, such as the Florida country musician Gary Stewart, have had periods where they were consuming as many as twenty Somas a day.

 

            However, there is a far lower overdose threshold to Soma, and it can prove an enormous help in kicking gear.  Is Soma addictive?  After its approximate four decades of existence, no one seems to have a definitive answer.  The major factor with opiate using individuals is that Soma’s effectiveness starts to wane with frequent usage, more than a habit that builds.  Unlike Miltown, which can cause withdrawal seizures, stopping Soma abruptly has merely caused muscle aches and mental dysphoria.

 

            Since it remains in many parts of the States a simple prescription that any general practitioner can write, and not a controlled substance, Soma got the reputation of being an easy pill to obtain.  In caught on in areas like Florida rife with doctors hesitant to prescribe narcotics.  Any enterprising pain patient or junkie savvy enough to euphemistically refer to their kicking symptoms could obtain a prescription. In reaction to this Florida has classified Soma as a Schedule IV substance – one with a low but existent potential for abuse. 

 

The drug continues be prescribed without the controlled substance stigma in most of the States; and is even available over the counter as Mio Relax in Spain.  It has a huge following among customers of internet drug companies.  Some customers order Soma through legitimate American “ops,” although others opt for the cheaper prices from international ops like Europecare in Gibraltar or Masters Marketing in the United Kingdom.  Many of these medicine-heads enjoy what they call the “soma coma” – a deep knockout after taking three or four Somas after a day filled of imbibing narcotic pain medication and tranquilizers.

 

            Soma in its traditional form contains 350mg of the drug carisprodol.  Soma Compound is actually 200mg of carisprodol combined with aspirin; basically half Somas or “Soma light.”  Soma with Codeine is 200mg carisprodol, aspirin, and 16mg of Codeine; because of the Codeine content it is a controlled substance in the States.  Soma is extremely synergistic when combined with any narcotic pain tablet containing Codeine, Hydrocodone, Dihydrocodeine, or Oxycodone; benzodiazapine tranquilizers like Valium or Xanax; and alcohol.

 

            Taking two Soma tablets on an empty system with quickly loosen the muscles, relax the lower back, calves and shoulders, and produce a mild sense of euphoria and relief.  A third one will increase the effects, and can lull the individual to sleep.  Somas can be an excellent sopoforic although they are not technically applied as a sleeping pill.  The downside to Soma is that it can have something of a depressing hangover the following day, especially in cold weather, and a sluggish feeling.

 

            Soma can last four to six hours with a peak at around a half hour to an hour after ingestion.  In the difficult stages of turkeying they can be a strong aid.  If one knows one’s body best, addicts can also employ a drop down schedule using a combination of Soma, Codeine with Tylenol (Paracematol) and a tranquilizer like Valium or Xanax.  This can be a safer kick regimen than Darvon, which is also discussed on this Brown Addict site in the medical information section.  Because of their synergistic effects, less of any of the tablets are needed than usual to control withdrawal symptoms.

 

            A peak physically therapeutic experience with Soma would be sitting on a floaty in a warm pool; or when kicking a hot Epsom salt bath.  It will relax and loosen all the tightness in the body and there is a sensation of mental relief – calm to the recently gear addicted; almost giddy to the newcomer.

 

            As a street drug, Soma is virtually unknown in urban areas like New York where heavier commodities are passed about.  In Florida a Soma currently sells for about $2.  Lenny, an experienced New York junkie who just kicked a four year speedball habit, went down to Florida for a stay during 1988-1989 with his wife Honey, who had grown up in the Ft. Lauderdale area.  The couple lived in Ft. Lauderdale but Miami, the city of “Scarface,” and a major drug center, was less than an hour away. 

 

            Lenny had heard about Soma, “through David, this really sloppy Methadonian who’d take anything.  My wife and I obtained a prescription for them after being referred by a chiropractor to a shytie doctor   Immediately I noticed that three of them would put me really nice.   Combining a Soma, 60mg of Codeine, and a small amount of Xanax with a stick of cannabis would also put one in a pleasant realm in a quiet environment.”

 

            “At the time, in Florida, there were several Schedule V – low priority – controlled substances that were available over the counter.   Robitussin AC was a two ounce bottle combining an expectorant with 120mg of Codeine.  They still sold the old standard Terpin Hydrate Elixir with Codeine, which combined the brew with a turpentine derivative (supposedly to loosen the breathing) and 40 percent alcohol.   “

 

“There were also two remedies for bad stomachs, especially considering Florida’s geriatric population.  Although traditional Paregoric – camphorated tincture of opium – had recently been upgraded to a Schedule III substance – there were still two similar opium preparations.  One was Parapectolin, which was a large bottle with a very mild feeling.  The other was a true cocktail – Donnegal-PG that combined 150 grams of powdered opium with belladonna and alcohol.  Very pleasant and a curious thing, again, as tolerance would increase but you wouldn’t get a real dependency on it like gear.”

 

            “So if you were accustomed to juggling your drugs you could make do after buying a few Vicodin from a chronic pain patient and occasionally using these other items.  All it took was asking for them at the pharmacy and signing a book.  Stricter or prudish pharmacists would be suspicious, might not give to you.  Or want to see your driver’s license so you didn’t come back soon, and record your exact name and address.  Easiest were situations when a kid was working the pharmacy counter who just wanted their job over with.  Sometimes they had “say no to drugs” buttons – it was that repressive late 1980s era – and this would be really ironic.

 

            Lenny developed several scams.  “I was a ‘snowbird’, a New Yorker visiting a touristy part of Florida with a cold carried with me from up north.  Or I’d always go in around flu season well dressed, with a tie.   No biker apparel or Bambu rolling paper T-shirts were a given – you couldn’t look like a head or recreational user or it was a no-go.  The Donnegal-PG was much easier to get, as you could always say it was for a sickly grandparent with a bad stomach. 

 

“In that case they didn’t even seem to care about how you dressed, but you tried to be very white collar for the cough medicine.  Florida is a state where guys proudly go around boasting the Jimmy Buffet look with flip-flops and bathing suits.  Women commonly walk in groceries and drugstores barefoot.

 

            “I was, with a combination of my natural junk diving rod and my wife’s intricate and expert knowledge of the area, got quite adroit at gathering these substances in Ft. Lauderdale.  This is also before the wide use of computers.  A few pharmacists in Ft. Lauderdale at the chains would do this for me only once.  Others just didn’t care.  I formed a relationship with a pharmacist from New York; there’s nothing like hooking up with another displaced New Yorker in Florida, it’s such a relief that you come from the same place and have the same mannerisms, speak the lingo.  This guy was so good he’d be reaching for the stuff as he’d see me walking down the isle.  And I could have all I wanted signing any name of the different cough meds or Donnegal-PG.  

 

“I also walked in a drugstore by the gay part of Ft. Lauderdale beach and gave my address as a room number in the fag hotel the Marlin, knowing the druggist would buy a tourist act.  He gave many times and when it wasn’t in, he was just honest about it, he’d check the shelf and it’ll be empty.   He had the cough med Turpin Hydrate cough med prominently displayed.”

 

“But after a while we were down to just a few reliables and a couple of Soma after you’ve had them don’t hold you forever nor are a certain amount going to last in a couple. Though it’s notable that I’ve seen two hold people like my pillhead pal and sometime vicodin connection Joe who took 10mg hydrocodone (approximate to 60mg dihydrocodeine – one contugesic or two DF-118) for an evening. 

 

It was time for Lenny and Honey to head to Miami, land of the “Farmacia.”  “My wife had grown up in the area.  We got on the highway to Miami.  She abruptly said, “let’s get off here.’  We made a turn at Southwest 8th Street and the streets were slow and quiet in the tropical heat.  Cuban men walked slowly along, who strongly resembled the street pill salesmen we remembered in New York.  A skinny white guy got out of a shabby motel, sticking a bag of coke in his shoe.  We knew we had hit pay dirt.”

 

            “It’s a bit of a stereotype, but when you see the Farmacias, they’re like Mexico, they’re out for your cash and will do business once satisfied that you’re not a cop.  My wife went in one and emerged holding a bottle of Turpin Hydrate with Codeine and a small stuffed bunny with a smile.  I went in next and got a bottle with no trouble.  I’m dark and speak a little Spanish, which helps.  I had an empanada at the same Cuban fast food stand Al Pacino quits his job as a cook in  ‘Scarface’ for a life of crime.  We stopped at another place, I managed to do a quick in and out because crack fiends were surrounding the car like ‘Night of the Living Dead.’”

 

            “The next time I went to the Farmacia I was happily presented with a prescription pad by the pharmacist.  Today, I knew what it meant.  Carte blanche.  I did get a tad nervous, so all I asked for was the cough medicine.  On a clean system, it had a helluva wallop and a heck of a burn from all the alcohol.

 

            “Eventually the pharmacy we had our Soma prescription at in Ft. Lauderdale was totaled by a geriatric patient on too many pills who crashed into its front door, destroying the place. Which meant that no one in Miami would get them to check on a refill, let alone waste a phone call.  There was a Farmacia in North Miami with similar initials. We brought our Soma bottles there showing one refill and they’d just write the price in erasable magic marker on the top.  We’d go there several times a week.  And they’d be really generous with the Turpin Hydrate with Codeine cough medicine, not asking for ID and giving 3 or 4 ounce bottles – almost twice the legal limit.

 

            “So we became such regulars at the North Miami Farmacia that we could even call in advance and see if they had regular brand name Soma (which was considerably more expensive) or the generic (very cheap).  I even took my pillhead buddy Joe on a mission there for Somas.”

 

            “Part of this section of North Miami was Hispanic, part was black.  My wife took a photo of me in a biker shirt at a cross section, where there was a mural of Martin Luther King and Malcolm X.  Ironically, part of the area - 147th Street to 200th Street on 7th Avenue – was called Harlem, which is analogous to the same street section in New York.  There was an adult bookstore we checked out, figuring we’d pick up the out of town issue of ‘Screw” the New York sex newspaper for a laugh.  The place was dark and dangerous, with women working in the back.  It was one of those Florida places you look like you won’t leave alive.

 

“In Harlem, I had luck at some of the black run pharmacies, too.  I walked in one to see Paregoric still listed on the register.  I asked the lady if she had any more but she had ran out.  I settled for Turpin Hydrate with Codeine and asked her the price.  “Well, for you  - just gimme 5 bucks.”

 

            “Usually three Somas and night with a joint would put me out pretty well in the heat and quiet.  Although I’d consume as many as five.  On one particularly nervy day, I took five Somas in the daytime.  Jelly-legged, I walked in a drugstore and picked up a bottle of Donnegal-PG, and later picked up a last check from a job I despised.  At a pain clinic doctor’s office, of all places, who’d harass worker’s compensation people and try to fuck up their lawsuits.

 

            Today, things have changed radically. Turpin Hydrate with Codeine has been removed from the American medical market.   On a recent visit to another area of Florida, Lenny discovered that “you’re lucky to get a bottle of Robitussin-AC if you’re a 75 year old retiree.”   Items like Donnegal-PG – which is recommended by the World Heath Organization for any trips through third world countries with suspicious cleanliness – and Parapectolin are only by prescription.  “The most frustrating thing,” Lenny found, “is when I tried to transfer a prescription for Soma to a local drugstore I was told it was a controlled substance now and they’d have to call my doctor”

 

            All these substances when juggled could maintain a very mild habit, or could be used to come down over time from a long one.  Yet an inspection of prudish areas of Florida finds a plethora of people on oxycontin, brown heroin, methadone, crystal meth, lortab (vicodin) – with Soma still maintaining its market share.  These drugs are often consumed by young people out of sheer boredom, sometimes jock types whose physicality gives no indication of their heavy habits.  The sunshine can throw a patina of health over the internal rot.  “It’s all these kids down there who don’t know the consequences of what’s gonna happen to them” says Lenny.  “It was surprising for me to see people sometimes young enough to be my kids, in their 20s and 30s, acting like this.”

 

            One ventures with certainty that there are still Farmacias in Miami willing to work with the right kind of customer.  And Soma remains an excellent kick pill, something that won’t trigger opiate receptors, and a great help with muscle spasms and even aid sleep.

 

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Last updated: 16 August 2004